She works downtown in an unmarked bar,
Flyin’ round poles she always gave me the fright of my life
I didn’t mean to get involved it was the alcohol
Mixed with and empty feeling inside
Its such a bad idea to fall in love with a ‘lady of the night’
Why didn’t God give her two left feet
Then she couldn’t run away from me!
Months go by and I’m alone in bed
While she’s greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
I’ve got to wear a beard a suit and tie
To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
I go to all this effort just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy
Why didn’t God give her two left feet
Then she couldn’t run away from me!
Why didn’t God give her two left feet then she couldn’t run away from me!
She thinks I’m sad and that’s alright
But she doesn’t hate me so there’s my little alibi
I can’t, I can’t leave, I can’t I can’t I can’t
She’s my coked-up botox girl
Patricia, Patricia
Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine
Oh Patricia the stripper come on home tonight
Oh Patricia the Stripper you are my sunshine
So why can’t you come home with me tonight?

MUKHANG TANGA!..

WHAT IF DURING THE KKK AND AGUINALDO HAD A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT??

INSPIRATION ALWAYS COMES AT THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIME..

you should watch this..

They did say.. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT!

-intro-
Let’s go!
Hey!
What’s happenin’?
What you drinkin’ tonight girl?
Drinkin’ tonight with me!
Put your drinks up!

-chorus-
Hey girl
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight)
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! )
By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up! (have you so fucked up)
They said what you drinkin’? (what you drinkin’?)
Let me buy you a couple of rounds
And i said what you thinkin’? (yeah! )
I ain’t the type of girl to get down
But i can party wit cha (uh huh)
And bring my girls aside (uh huh)
Tell the bartender bring the ice
And let ‘em know i’m on patron

-chorus-
I’m on patron, tequila
I’m drunk on margarita [on margaritas]
That patron, tequila [that patron]
Me and my mamacita (yeah! ) [me and my mamacita]
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight (get real drunk tonight) [real drunk tonight]
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) [yeah]
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) [throwing up]
By the end of the night [oohh]
Imma have you so fucked up! (so fucked up! )

And now the parted heated
‘cuz i got a hot girl in the club
I’m feelin’ so conceited (yeah! )
‘cuz everybody is giving me love (uh, uh)
But hold up, wait a minute (uh huh)
‘cuz my cup is going empty
I need someone to refill me
I’m trynna to get drunk (me too)

-chorus-
I’m on patron, tequila [yeah, yeah]
I’m drunk on margarita
That patron, tequila [yeah, yeah]
Me and my mamacita
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight (get real drunk tonight)
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) [yeah]
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) [throwing up]
By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up! (so fucked up! )

-bridge-
Who wanna get fucked up? [i do, i do]
Who wanna get fucked up? [i do, i do]
Who wanna get drunk? (me) [me]
Who wanna get drunk? (i’m already drunk) [me]
Who wanna get fucked up? (haha) [i do, i do]
Who wanna get fucked up?(i ain’t stopping them) [i do, i do]
Who wanna get drunk? [me]
Who wanna get drunk? (let’s have another one)

-chorus-
I’m on patron, tequila
I’m drunk on margarita
That patron, tequila [yeah, yeah]
Me and my mamacita (put your drinks up! )
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight
By the end of the night [repeating aria]
Imma have you drunk and throwing up [repeating aria]
By the end of the night [repeating aria]
Imma have you so fucked up! [imma have you so fucked up! ]

Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!

I’m on patron, tequila
I’m drunk on margarita
That patron, tequila
Me and my mamacita

I NEED INSPIRATION TO WRITE!

round slinky

Ah the slinky.. Those rainbow colored things that even comes in round or star shape.. Hmm.. But personally I like the silver/metal?? kind..

star slinky

The joy of playing with it.. The joy of making it go down the stairs..

But then again.. after a while.. we end up forgetting about it..

"original" slinky

Thought of the day:

WHAT DOES MECCA LOOK LIKE?

.go.

.DAFT PUNK MODE ON.

*sign of LSS again* :p